Gays are threatening Marriage. Now we are threatening... Bullying?!!

We all experienced it at one time or another. That stupid meany-pants bully on the playground. And the gay community certainly took a few beatings from that bully too. But now, gays are not only threatening the sanctity of marriage. They're threatening... yup.... taking the bully away!

Now I'm a fact checker. I can't make this crap up. The group 'Focus on the Family' (named that because they didn't even want the word 'gay' in their name), is targeting the gay community, saying that anti-bullying efforts in schools "promote homosexuality in kids." So, for a teacher to intervene between a bully and a victim will automatically make that victim a raging homo. For goodness sakes, don't intervene! Let him get the gay kicked out of him.



Now as much time as I would like to devote to trying to figure out how 'cute little pictures of furry animals' promote homosexuality in public schools, I must press on.

So now I guess Target needs to start selling "No-Homo" school supplies, which have been FOTF-approved for classrooms with no fuzzy animal pictures or phallic-shaped pencils.

And this story is not just making headlines on one or two little weblogs. This got as far as CNN the other night:



So if you are a parent, for goodness sakes, sign up to be a Focus on the Family member to make sure that the gay agenda is not pushed in our schools! And if you see a cute fuzzy animal, for *&^*$ sake shoot it!