A "STORM" is coming. And wait.... It's Raining Men?

Gays have threatened almost everything out there that the conservative side can think of. I mean let's see, I've proven how gays affect marriage, divorce, the stock market, corporations, schools, children, furry little animals, the cast of Jersey Shore, hollywood scandals, closeted Republicans.... So when I found out that gays can also affect the weather, I had to do a little digging.

The National Organization for Marriage recently has been running a 1-minute ad on television proving how those growing rainclouds on the horizon are not caused by stormfronts, easterly winds or moisture in the air. No, those clouds are the GAY approaching. Now from my experience, I can understand this logic since most gays are meteorologists, but my findings show that the big ominous clouds would probably be more of a shade of pink, or maybe mauve, in color, if they were gay clouds.

Well, just see for yourself...



Now you might think "oh James that's silly. This is just a group of paid actors (some of whom actually admitted to being gay in the auditions and were still allowed on camera) that are reading a script. I mean come on... the likelihood of it actually raining men is very slim. Unless it's a wet tshirt contest in Mykonos, the gays don't usually like to get wet.

But if you STILL don't think this threat is real.... Well, I have someone who can really put the fear in you. If you can't trust some group of unknown actors, maybe you'd trust famous ones. Watch this video, made by famous Hollywood actors, to prove just how serious this threat is....




So grab your umbrellas, folks. And please give to Jane Owens and the National Organization for Man Lady Marriage. Because if you don't, those big, dark, and fabulous clouds will just get closer and closer.